The, er, welcome

     Well imagine that, another blog about a fat girl trying to become not such a fat girl. I know what you are thinking, wonderful.

     Hopefully I won't disappoint.

     So what can I say bout myself? Well I won't give everything away at once. Let's start with what started me doing a blog:

1- Accountability. I guess that I felt like by posting here there will be a real record that says either that I suck or that I am doing something kinda right. And anyone can see it.

2- I'm a loudmouth a lot of the time and so what better way to get my loudmouthery out that to use a blog and then talk about how I'm fat.

3- Let's face it, fat people can be kinda funny.

4- Maybe I can help someone else.

     Now, you may wonder why I finally came to that moment in my life when I thought to myself you are just a few MickeyD's sweet teas and gelato pints away from having your own TLC Special. (Humm, I wonder how much money they pay those folks??) I told my husband once to make sure if I ever couldn't walk around the Walmart that he just not take me; don't just take me and let me use the Rascal that they provide because I see you people that are just too big to walk around using it. Now, really, I understand that some people have medical issues and that is fine...some people are just fat. While I'm on that subject lets just talk about being fat. I'm not stupid about my fat. Being fat doesn't give you a free pass to eat enough food to keep an African village alive for a week, it shouldn't be a lifestyle. While I appreciate the fact that my husband loves me the weight that I am (no matter what that is) I do kinda wish that sometimes he would be like, "Baby, are you sure you need that Frappuccino?" or "I would have liked to have some of that ice cream/brownies/etc too" or even the ever popular "PUT. THE. FORK. DOWN!" 

     Okay, so yes, I may have punched him a couple times if he said that or made him walk home from the eatery or sleep downstairs or in a tent in the yard...but, sometimes you need someone to just be truthful with you. I want him to be like 60% Jillian Michaels, 30% Bob Harper and 10% Allison Sweeney. Or something like that anyway.

   So I guess that is enough of a welcome, you will come to find that most of my blogs will have no real direction and will largely be my ramblings that try to end in some kind of a point.