A Heaping Helping of FU

Some people eat crow.

Some people eat tofu.

Some people eat sprouts.

Some people need to eat a heaping helping of eff you.

How do I know, Charlotte? How do I know when to serve up a steaming pile?

Well, trust me. You'll know.

You'll know when you have heard for the 100th time that you can't, you won't, it's impossible. That you are a failure and that you aren't good enough. You'll know when you seek support and you don't get it.

I urge you to tell your 'haters' to go on. Go on and tell you that you aren't good enough. That you can't. You won't. It's impossible. It will never work. You will never make it. Because then, oh, then it will be so much sweeter when you cook their meal of FU.

So work hard my loves. Season that up real nice so that when you serve it. You can sit back and relish in all that you have accomplished!